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Football transfer rumours: Frank Lampard to Paris Saint-Germain?
Today’s babble is after one final pay day Moonlit strolls along the banks of the Seine following romantic dinners for two in the Musée d’Orsay all soundtracked by cliched accordion music played by a man wearing a beret, blue and white striped shirt, and an onion necklace could soon become a staple in one Chelsea midfielder’s [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Willian to Chelsea? | Barry Glendenning
23. January 2012
Today’s tittle-tattle will soon be borne away by the waves and lost in darkness and distance Everton fans will be curious to see that the name of the club they love is the first word in today’s rumours, but not hugely surprised to see that they’re only being linked with a loan signing. Still, the news [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Tottenham Hotspur’s Niko Kranjcar to QPR?
20. January 2012
Today’s rumours are nursing bruises Ho! Local! Yes, you! Fed up with banter? OK! Here we go! West Ham United will spend £6m on Rangers striker Nikica Jelavic. QPR will bid £3m for Tottenham’s Niko Kranjcar. Stoke City defender Danny Collins will replace Gary Cahill at Bolton Wanderers. West Bromwich Albion have a £9m treasure chest, and they will empty [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Welbeck talks deadlock at Manchester United? | Barry Glendenning
19. January 2012
Today’s tell-all reckons it clipped his arm-guard Not content with reporting that Johnny Depp and his wife Vanessa Paradis are “living sad and separate lives” (translation: they’ve been married for a long time), today’s Daily Mail exclusively reveals that contract talks between Danny Welbeck’s people and Manchester United officials have stalled, because the club are “angered” [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Andrey Arshavin to Lazio?
18. January 2012
Today’s blurb isn’t as bad as everyone might think The Paris Saint-Germain manager Carlo Ancelotti has a list of big-name stars who are being touted around Europe this month. “You want the names? OK, now I tell you the players the agents are offering on the market, officially or not,” revealed the Italian. “Carlos Tevez, Fernando [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Carlos Tevez to Paris Saint-Germain | Barry Glendenning
17. January 2012
Today’s tell-all is chuckling at a bamboozled Ian Bell On its early-morning trawl through the Star for “Hot celeb babe pics”, the Mill was distracted by news that Paris Saint-Germain have bid £25m for permanently disgruntled Argentinian scurrier Carlos Tevez, in the wake of Manchester City’s rejection of Serie A side Inter’s £21m offer. “Tevez is [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Jermain Defoe to Liverpool?
16. January 2012
Today’s rumours prefer Columbo … As the Mill knows only too well the machinations of a successful transfer are a lot like the denouement of the second series of a modern-day imagining of a popular detective show. There’s bluff and double bluff, an awful lot of text messages, a confusing bit in the middle, a flurry of [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Liverpool chase Crystal Palace’s Wilfried Zaha?
13. January 2012
Today’s guff is heading off into the sunset … The Mill may not look like a humanoid of letters but if there’s one thing Boethius’s Consolatio Philosophiae taught us, it’s that life moves in cycles. Or, as Take That put it: Everything Changes. So, it follows accordingly that if octarine is the new black, lolz pop [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Paul Pogba to Manchester City?
12. January 2012
Today’s fluff is wandering in the mist So you can’t kill hope, eh? Well you can certainly chain it up in a dank dungeon, punch it repeatedly in the face and whip it to within an inch of its life while making degrading remarks about its manhood and threatening to further poison its country, among other [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Andy Carroll back to Newcastle?
11. January 2012
Today’s fluff is covered in a deep layer of cinder The Mill bought a toaster last winter. At the time it seemed like the bees knees, all shining dials and levers, promising crisp, crunchy slices of breakfast goodness and boasting the capacity to adequately service a thick teacake or hefty muffin. Sadly, though, it’s not worked out. [...]
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24. January 2012
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