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Football transfer rumours: José Mourinho to Chelsea?
Today’s fluff has little resolve The month of February is to transfer rumours what new year’s resolutions are to the rest of us. A period of big ideas that starts with a resolve to make things dramatically better at the first available opportunity, followed by the realisation of how much work that actually entails, which leads [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Tottenham and Fulham after Hugo Rodallega?
2. February 2012
Today’s fluff has two more sleeps After reading what Jason Roberts posted about England’s captain John Terry on Twitter on Wednesday, comments that were freely available for the entire world to read as soon as the Reading striker sent them, the Sun has put their top man on the job and decided that ctrl ceeing and [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Arsenal’s Robin van Persie to Barcelona?
1. February 2012
Today’s tattle wonders if there’s a bootleg Mark Chapman? Go on, clear off. There’s nothing for the likes of you round here today. Just can’t get enough? Who do you think you are? Dave Gahan? Got your leather strides on, have you? Anyway, The Mill is closed and the window, too. Sorry, that should read: “10, [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Hugo Rodallega to Spurs? | Barney Ronay
31. January 2012
Today’s fluff is in for a busy day This morning’s Sun has a sensational deadline day EXCLUSIVE. “Roman Ruined” yelps the back page, over news that after spending vast amounts attempting to construct a yacht the size of Madagascar made entirely from parmesan cheese, while at the same time investing the entirety of his disgustingly vast [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Carlos Tevez to Liverpool on loan? | Barry Glendenning
30. January 2012
Today’s tell-all was barred by a black bank of clouds, and the tranquil waterway leading to the uttermost ends of the earth flowed sombre under an overcast sky – seemed to lead into the heart of an immense darkness. Having strenuously denied offering Manchester City Andy Carroll in exchange for Carlos Tevez, Liverpool officials may convene [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Paul Pogba and Willian to Chelsea?
27. January 2012
Today’s rumours are happy to go along with the charade If there’s one thing Chelsea love it is taking on Manchester United in a battle for an up-and-coming defensive midfielder who may or may not become the man who claims “the Claude Makelele role” as his own. They love it. Can’t get enough of it. Who [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Chelsea to sign Porto’s Hulk?
26. January 2012
Today’s fluff was fashionably early The top ten, in reverse order, of Thursday’s genuinely exciting transfer rumours: 11. Chelsea have been quoted £83m for the Porto striker Hulk. 11. West Ham United have failed in a bid for the Rangers striker Nikica Jelavic. 11. The Chelsea defender Alex is off to Paris Saint-Germain. 11. Queens Park Rangers will sign the [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Arsène Wenger to Real Madrid?
25. January 2012
Today’s blurb has eaten too much porridge Ah, José. Every stop he makes, he makes a new friend. But he can’t stay for long, just turn around and he’s gone again. Maybe tomorrow, he’ll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, he’ll just keep moving on (Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, ba-da). Yes, football’s littlest hobo seems to be on [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Frank Lampard to Paris Saint-Germain?
24. January 2012
Today’s babble is after one final pay day Moonlit strolls along the banks of the Seine following romantic dinners for two in the Musée d’Orsay all soundtracked by cliched accordion music played by a man wearing a beret, blue and white striped shirt, and an onion necklace could soon become a staple in one Chelsea midfielder’s [...]
Continue reading...Football transfer rumours: Willian to Chelsea? | Barry Glendenning
23. January 2012
Today’s tittle-tattle will soon be borne away by the waves and lost in darkness and distance Everton fans will be curious to see that the name of the club they love is the first word in today’s rumours, but not hugely surprised to see that they’re only being linked with a loan signing. Still, the news [...]
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3. February 2012
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